Issue 1

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Almost Gone!

Pin-ups from Kay O'Hara, Bernie Dexter, and Betsey Bosen.

Lifestyle advice from Cherry Capri.

Movie reviews from Will "The Thrill" Viharo.

Entertaining tips from Penny Starr Jr. 

A tell-all tale from burlesque producer Lili VonSchtupp. 

Pin-up modeling tips from our cover girl Heidi Van Horne. 

Drink recipes from mixologist Dr. Bamboo. 

Comics from the guys behind Untamed Highway. 

Issue 2

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Cover girl and centerfold Kitten von Mew!

Amazing pin-ups from Maria Bella, Lola Bel Aire, and Gigi La Femme!

Lifestyle advice columnist Cherry Capri.

Will "The Thrill" Viharo reviews the best "Dirty Old Man" movies ever made.

A speak-easy review from Don Spiro. 

Two bachelor pad stories--"Office Mates" and "A Hell of a Dame."

A review of some of the best cheesecake album covers ever by Jeff Chenault.

Pin-up questions answered by Heidi Van Horne. 

Drink recipes from mixologist Dr. Bamboo.  

Issue 3

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• Cover girl and centerfold, the bongo-licious Sabina Kelley!
• We have a late-night nightcap with The Family Guy's Alex Borstein.
• Pin-ups from burlesque beauties Ava Garter and Orchid Mei.
• A profile on the "Knockers Up!" gal herself Rusty Warren.
• Comedian Kevin Downey, Jr. continues his never-ending journey to drink on $11 per city.
• The ultra-swank Bachelor Pad studios of Old School Pinups.
• Columns from Heidi Van Horne, Penny Starr Jr., Will "The Thrill" Viharo, and ultra-modern living advice from Cherry Capri.
• Plus stories, essays, gags, and so much more!

Issue 4

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Cover girl and centerfold, our favorite femme fatale, Jami Deadly!

Pin-ups from Flame Cynders, Sienna Sinclaire, and Lady Divina!

The secret of the "Molokai Hand Genade."

Speak-easy review from Don Spiro.

Lessons for bombshells.

How to find those bachelor pad collectibles.

Profile of Bettie Page-themed CD's.

New featured funny--Tipsy Thomas.

Columns from Heidi Van Horne, Penny Starr Jr., Will "The Thrill" Viharo, and ultra-modern living advice from Cherry Capri!

Plus much more!

Issue 5

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See our cover girl and centerfold, Ivy D'Muerta, take a milk bath.

Also, pin-ups from Marina the Fire Eating Mermaid, Monica Renee, and Ambur Rockell.

Bachelor Pad fiction from writer James Stewart, "The Diamond That Was More Than Just Friends."

Comedian Kevin Downey, Jr. continues his never-ending journey to drink on $11 per city.

Speak-easy review from Don Spiro.

The world of sleazy pulp paperbacks.

More lushy laffs from  Tipsy Thomas.

Gags from TJ Rappel of Krushervision and "Hubcaps and Taillights" from Frankie Ill.

Columns from Heidi Van Horne, Penny Starr Jr., and Will "The Thrill" Viharo!

Drink recipes from mixologist Dr. Bamboo. 

Plus much more!

Issue 6

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Is she Naughty or Nice? Gigi Valiant gets into the holiday spirit as our Christmas covergirl and centerfold!

Bombshell pin-ups from Doris Mayday, Lilly VanKatz, and Emily Steele!

Retro artist SHAGrevealed!

Bachelor Pad fiction from writers Scoot Baseler and Aaron Isaacson. 

Speak-easy review from Don Spiro.

More lushy laffs from  Tipsy Thomas.

Gags from TJ Rappel of Krushervision, Scooter Harris from Studio Hadra,and "Hubcaps and Taillights" from Frankie Ill.

Columns from Cherry Capri, Heidi Van Horne, Penny Starr Jr., and Will "The Thrill" Viharo!

Drink recipes from mixologist Dr. Bamboo. 

Plus much more!

Issue 7

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• On the cover, our tropical temptress Cardinal Cyn!
• Cheesecake pin-ups from Roxi Dlite, Lulu Bell, and Brooklyn Babydoll!
• A tribute to the Queen of Pin-Ups, Bettie Page.
• We chat with B-movie queen, Tura Satana, star of Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill!
• Out-of-this-world Bachelor Pad fiction from Scoot Baseler.
• Advice on how to impress a bump-and-grind girl from writer Dan Cohen.
• Speak-easy review from Don Spiro.
• More lushy laffs from  Tipsy Thomas.
• Gags from TJ Rappel of Krushervision, Scooter Harris from Studio Hadra,and "Atomic Toonz" from Frankie Ill.
• Columns from Cherry Capri, Heidi Van Horne, Penny Starr Jr., and Will "The Thrill" Viharo!
• Drink recipes from mixologist Dr. Bamboo. 
• Plus much more!

Issue 8

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The return of Bernie Dexter in our naughtiest centerfold so far! 

Va-va-voom pin-ups from Diamond Minx, Sable Sin Cyr, and Skye Sinclaire!

A trip through dirty Vegas courtesy of writer John Harrison.

"Turning Your Space-Age Bachelor Pad into a Love Launch Pad" by music reviewer Jeff Berkwits.

James A. Stewart brings us another story of sexy spy Kitty Cheshire.

A tiki-inspired speak-easy review from Don Spiro.

More lushy laffs from  Tipsy Thomas.

Gags from TJ Rappel of Krushervision, Scooter Harris from Studio Hadra, and our newest cartoonist Dave Cook!

Columns from Heidi Van Horne, Penny Starr Jr., and Will "The Thrill" Viharo!

Burlesque-inspired drink recipe from mixologist Dr. Bamboo. 

Plus much more!

Issue 9

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Cover model and centerfold, our "Bird of Paradise" Kim Falcon!

Pulse pounding pin-ups from Carolina St. Jane, Ruby Joule, and Violet Valentine!

An interview with retro artist BigToe.

A primer on vintage barware.

A New Orleans speak-easy review.

More lushy laffs from  Tipsy Thomas.

Gags from TJ Rappel of Krushervision, Scooter Harris from Studio Hadra, Dave Cook, and "Atomic Toonz" from Frankie Ill.

Columns from Cherry Capri, Heidi Van Horne, Penny Starr Jr., and Will "The Thrill" Viharo!

Drink recipe from mixologist Dr. Bamboo. 

Essays, stories, and much more!

Issue 10

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We give you plenty of Christmas cheer with the return of the one-and-only Kay O'Hara as our cover model and centerfold!

More pin-up fun featuring Texas burlesque beauty Coco Lectric, ice-skating angel Jenna Beth, and our leggy lovely Ludella Hahn.

Pastie-popping pulp fiction from Jonny Porkpie from the new Hard Case Crime novel The Corpse Wore Pasties. 

Jimmy Vargas, self-proclaimed “dimestore Lucifer," returns with the lurid life story of edgy comedian Lenny Bruce.

A seasonal spy story from James A. Stewart.

Don Spiro journeys to Philadelphia for his recent Speak-Easy Review.

Gags from TJ Rappel of Krushervision, Scooter Harris from Studio Hadra, and Frankie Ill.

Columns from Cherry Capri, Penny Starr Jr., and Will "The Thrill" Viharo!

Drink recipe from mixologist Dr. Bamboo. 

And much, much more!

Issue 11

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We're flush with excitement to present to you Texas beauty Angela Ryan. Just wait until you see her perfect pair!

More pin-ups from Chicago cutie Mimi First; hot tamale Tanya Valiente; and the gal who's all heart, Angie Alamilla.

Burlesque Queen Michelle L'amour talks about her newest endevour--Naked Girls Reading!

Speaking of reading, we feature more "Pretty Girls Reading Bachelor Pad Magazine."

Bachelor Pad fiction from Will Daniels, "The New Woman In My Life."

Don Spiro goes to Sin City for his Speak-Easy Review.

More lushy laffs from  Tipsy Thomas. 

Gags from TJ Rappel of Krushervision, Scooter Harris from Studio Hadra, Dave Cook, and Frankie Ill.

Columns from Heidi Van Horne, Penny Starr Jr., Will "The Thrill" Viharo, and ultra-modern living advice from Cherry Capri!

Drink recipe from mixologist Dr. Bamboo. 

And much, much more!